Pizzastrous
Orbital defense network Incoming
A mass sortie of black triangular spacecraft accelerates from Earth toward a distant charcoal-dark alien saucer.

Pizza × aster(oid) × disaster

The sky is falling. It’s extra cheese.

Deep-space tracking confirms a hot, circular object on final approach. Earth’s triangular fleet is climbing through the atmosphere. Dinner may be delayed.

Object class Unidentified flying oven
Trajectory Thirty minutes or less
Threat level Deep dish